You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Nickelback.

Dangerously sexy

“Do our exercises or your ex WILL come back. He hasn’t gotten hotter. He HAS gotten crazier.”

Trains have bathrooms. Just saying

If Christmas is going to start in October, Halloween gets to start in August.

In the men’s room it should read: “Comparison will get you stabbed. Keep your eyes off my junk” -Confucius

“hint of potato chip” is not a phrase you want to hear in the bedroom.

It’s for the protein maxing gymbros

She’s exhausted and still tingling from two hours of hard sex. He’s off to work and turns back to say “Don’t shower. We’re going again when I get home.” She collapses to the table and clenches her fist to prevent herself from tearing off his pants again.

What? Art is about interpretation.

Happiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.

A.k.a. community

People have trauma. They’re going to hate the thing that traumatized them.

I feel bad for the immigrants who were brainwashed into their colonizer’s religion. I don’t hold it against them. They’re also not super pushy about coming here and making me believe, so that helps.

Religion sucks. Religious people are people and people can be ok. But their choices suck.

I have a theory that a large proportion of metal fans are neurodivergent. It’s the only explanation for why we have a full fucking taxonomy to explain our hobby.

Finntroll = metal - black - folk - fantasy - troll

Nekrogoblikon = metal - death - melodic - fantasy - goblin

Slayer = metal - death - thrash - old man

Directly on forehead

Right? How hard is it to find a photo of Oscar and slap on some text

Are you ADHD? Because good news if you are

That’s not the point. Literally doing anything increases entropy. That’s called heat. And it has literally nothing to do with the efficiency of specific approach to breaking encryption.

Your analogy is wrong.

Here’s a silly example to highlight why.

Let’s both stand together on the equator. You walk forward all the way around the earth and stop five feet behind me. You claim that it’ll take me just as much energy to meet you there. But it doesn’t, I just turn around and walk five feet.

Quantum computers, when when brute forcing, do it differently. They take a different path. That’s why they’re so much better at it.

You’re conflating lack of confidence is their appearance with greed. They’re not the same thing.

Does it stop tracking? No one knows.

But if you can block it and everything still works, then it can’t be anything good. So block it.