TheoEnglish • 2 days agoWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.commessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1external-linkWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comTheoEnglish • 2 days agomessage-square5fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 1 month agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-square@kriz@slrpnk.net • 1 month agomessage-square5fedilink
@Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish • 2 months agoSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down10
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your food@Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square4fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 2 months agoSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down10
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-square@kriz@slrpnk.net • 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 2 months agoSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.message-square4fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down10
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.@kriz@slrpnk.net • 2 months agomessage-square4fedilink
@snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish • edit-22 months agoShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1imageShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.ml@snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish • edit-22 months agomessage-square3fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agoSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down10
arrow-up190arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-square@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agomessage-square7fedilink
@some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org • 3 months agoStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down10
arrow-up174arrow-down1imageStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.world@some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org • 3 months agomessage-square4fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agoSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.message-square3fedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down10
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agomessage-square3fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.message-square2fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.message-square10fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down10
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agomessage-square10fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agoSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.message-square54fedilinkarrow-up1325arrow-down10
arrow-up1325arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agomessage-square54fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.message-square16fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down10
arrow-up187arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agomessage-square16fedilink
@athairmor@lemmy.world • 3 months agoSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.message-square5fedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down10
arrow-up1247arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.@athairmor@lemmy.world • 3 months agomessage-square5fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agoSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actionsmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down10
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
@Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone • edit-23 months agoSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1207arrow-down10
arrow-up1207arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-square@Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone • edit-23 months agomessage-square14fedilink
FundMECFS • 3 months agoSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1237arrow-down10
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldFundMECFS • 3 months agomessage-square6fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agoSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down10
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-square@kriz@slrpnk.net • 3 months agomessage-square4fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 4 months agoSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item.message-square3fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down10
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item.@kriz@slrpnk.net • 4 months agomessage-square3fedilink
@kriz@slrpnk.net • 4 months agoSLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid.message-square5fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down10
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid.@kriz@slrpnk.net • 4 months agomessage-square5fedilink
