• blakestaceyMA
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    12 hours ago

    We lined up by body count.

    People using this term to mean their number of sexual partners will never not be funny to me. Not always in the same way, but it’s always funny in some fashion.

    “And what would you say is your body count, Will?”

    “I thought new couples were supposed to rise above that kind of contest, Dr. Lecter.”

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      7 hours ago

      Re: body counts:

      They just can’t stop treating people as things and words as weapons, can they?

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      8 hours ago

      Can imagine the computer heaven, can’t imagine things to do with someone eager and delicious that are hard to describe as “sex” or “not sex.” Berkeley should glitter-and-lube them and ride them out of town on a very phallic rail.

      Edit / One of the men at Aella’s gangbang realized that he had more fun making out with a beautiful naked woman than in two minutes tussling with the birthday girl. That guy has a lesson that many inexperienced male rationalists should heed.