Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

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My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

I said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

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I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family

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