just in case you haven’t done your daily eye stretches yet, here’s a workout challenge! remember to count your reps, and to take a break between paragraphs! duet your score!
oh and, uh… you may want to hide any loose keyboards before you read this. because you may find yourself wanting to throw something.
well, they’re platforms. (hello, i’m facebook, your new OS)
suddenly thinking about how we could’ve gotten SocialOS if zuckieboi gave neumann a parachute
thank fuck we’re not on that timeline branch