“My friend Tim Computer, very good guy, used to be Tim Apple but they didn’t like him, you know he needs to be Tim NVidia because NVidia is computer, so much computer. And Jensen, who used to be good at computer, he would say “Mr. President this ballroom is the best, the best ballroom anybody will ever build. But it’s not computer smart, I can help you make it computer smart.” and he did. So unfair what they did to him, he was a great guy even though he really loved “Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat” when “Memories” is a better song. So unfair, they say he fell into a chamber pot or a honey pot or you know, it’s where there’s a lady, and maybe that lady is good at computer but Jensen he fell in and now he is stuck in China in the honey where they aren’t good at computer unless it’s Tim Apple computer which are very nice, some would say the best. Tim, really great guy but he’s more of a “Starlight Express” fan and I don’t, I mean what’s with all the roller skates. There’s no cats in that, not even a Jesus Christ Super Star. What a shame, really is, what they did to Jensen. Those lying Dems, they hate honey and they hate our super intelligence. They don’t even like the Jelico ball, which we will soon have at my new, biggest, best ballroom.”