• @selfA
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    115 months ago

    what a sophisticated investor you are, with your stake in something called fucking Garlicoin, whose chart looks like a series of pump and dumps fueled by problem gamblers

    like fuck, can you imagine explaining to your family that you lost money gambling on something called Garlicoin? no wonder you go with the fake stock ticker sounding name and pretend it’s an investment

    • @froztbyte
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      65 months ago

      It’s also hilarious how sharp those value shifts are - super totes legit “trading activity” and not at all something hyper-exposed to controlling influences

      (But seriously, it looks like a drunk PWM signal, wtf)

    • Kalkaline
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      -25 months ago

      Bro, you’re wasting your time with criticism, the garlic flavor is too strong for me to let go. Also garlic grows in the ground, so I got it all for free.

      • Sailor Sega Saturn
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        5 months ago

        Here’s a nickle kid 🪙, go buy yourself a real sense of humor.