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    Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn’t put up much of a fight himself.

    Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however.

    Elon: You’re looking at me funny. Is there something you need?

    1. [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires.

    2. [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in.

    3. Can I see your wares?

    4. No, nothing. I was just lost in thought.