The highlight for me is coming up with some weird pseudoscience justification for why it’s okay to hit your kids.

  • @mountainriver
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    211 month ago

    The combination of the mother being all “I got raised by hippies, which I hated so I am doing the opposite”, “we are very rational”, " our kids will obviously be like us, only better". Can’t they put these pieces together?

    Well, with that many children, at least one will write a book about how their childhood sucked.

    Chapter 1, I am so cold When I think about my childhood, I think about freezing…

    Chapter 12, Stop hitting me dad!

    And so on.