• swlabr
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    2 years ago

    Me, an alleged groper: the rumours of me being able to breathe underwater are patently absurd. This is an unprecedented, farcical smear campaign by my political opponents. The puddle of water at my feet is just my sweat glands in overproduction, blorp.

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      2 years ago

      The Gropers and the Groypers are the Trump people. It’s the grouper that can breathe underwater, right?

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        2 years ago

        Unfortunately, there is a species of fish/grouper that is referred to as a “groper” in Australia.