@anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 months agoJeff's magic money machinemidwest.socialimagemessage-square195fedilinkarrow-up11.28Karrow-down10
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minus-squareDrDominatelinkfedilinkEnglish45•2 months agoGenie never said they’d give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I’d be able to spend 100M that I don’t have.
minus-square@Miaou@jlai.lulinkfedilink12•2 months agoFind someone rich who would believe you have this pact with a génie, and promise them a 100% ROI. Thinking of it, that’s not the worst idea for a new sect religion…
minus-square@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink4•2 months agoFirst get the spending money then do it. In a non-refundable unable to be altered manner (ignoring the magicially manifesting money part)
minus-square@eldain@feddit.nllinkfedilink2•2 months agoOr worse if he does, how do you prove to all the anti-money-laundering watchdogs you got free money from a genie? Will you be able to gain control over your instantly conviscated money in 30 days?
Genie never said they’d give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I’d be able to spend 100M that I don’t have.
Find someone rich who would believe you have this pact with a génie, and promise them a 100% ROI.
Thinking of it, that’s not the worst idea for a new
sectreligion…First get the spending money then do it. In a non-refundable unable to be altered manner (ignoring the magicially manifesting money part)
Or worse if he does, how do you prove to all the anti-money-laundering watchdogs you got free money from a genie? Will you be able to gain control over your instantly conviscated money in 30 days?