Pay $1000 a month to live on Balaji and Bryan’s private island grindset Sorbonne. Hone your Dark Talents at the Wizarding school from guys who don’t believe in society, but DO believe in getting teenage blood transfusions. Featuring Proof-of-LearnTM!

  • @o7___o7
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    Fyre Festival as a Service

    • Sailor Sega Saturn
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      23 days ago

      Don’t worry I’m sure they’ll use their cryptocurrency scam money to keep their hungry students well f–

      oh. oh no.

      Bryan Johnson is working with us to make longevity a core part of the program. All attendees get daily Blueprint meals and group workouts with semi-personal trainers.

      Oh no

      Nighttime erections 179 min, better than ave 18 year old

      They’re doomed.

      • @dadbod_beeblebroxOP
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        23 days ago

        It’s so cool that Balaji flexes about being Trump’s pick to lead the FDA. 🇺🇲"Dick hard 24/7"🦅

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        This could be a sex thing or maybe they want young blood for their blood transfusions. Maybe they saw Marx’s criticism that capitalists were akin to vampires, sucking the metaphorical blood out of the poor, and thought to themselves: he’s right, we should take their literal blood too.