• Sailor Sega Saturn
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    2 months ago

    Yes but consider that $429,000* dollars is a small price** to pay for free*** entry to ApeFest.

    * Valuing ApeFest tickets at a few hundred dollars this would only take you a millennium to be in the black. But really it’s more about the exclusivity.

    ** Oh and you have to hang out with other Ape Holders. Oh and also may get your retinas sunburned from unsafe UV lights.

    ** Supplies limited. Travel to whatever random corner of the earth they chose not included.

    • @bitofhope
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      72 months ago

      Oh and you have to hang out with other Ape Holders. Oh and also may get your retinas sunburned from unsafe UV lights.

      Ouch, that sounds painful. Can’t I just get the retina burn without the having to hang out with Ape Holders part?

      • Sailor Sega Saturn
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        52 months ago

        The easiest way is to look at the sun. I did this and other stupid things (like staring into flashlights) as a kid, and my vision is mostly* normal so I clearly didn’t try very hard.

        * Some light visual snow