Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last week’s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

  • @slopjockey
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    201 month ago

    Musk’s twitter is unleashin/g/ the worst posters that the CS world has to offer

    • @selfA
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      181 month ago

      the raw, mediocre teenage energy of assuming you can pick up any subject in 2 weeks because you’ve never engaged with a subject more complex than playing a video game and you self-rate your skill level as far higher than it actually is (and the sad part is, the person posting this probably isn’t a teenager, they just never grew out of their own bullshit)

      given how oddly specific “application auth protocol” is, bets on this person doing at best minor contributions to someone else’s OAuth library they insist on using everywhere? and when they’re asked to use a more appropriate auth implementation for the situation or to work on something deeper than the surface-level API, their knowledge immediately ends

      • @froztbyte
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        111 month ago

        have implemented jwt (used the library, first in the company)

        • @selfA
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          121 month ago

          so uh, they keep self-fellating on Twitter about how they invented their own CAD program over the objections of the haters

          here it is, it’s an extremely thin wrapper around the typescript version of manifold with live reloading on changes. note that not only is manifold already a CAD library, they already have a web-based editor that reloads the model on code changes, and kache’s live reloading is just nodemon. the server part looks like it’s barely modified from a code example. the renderer is just three.js grabbed from a CDN.

          it’s so weird they didn’t take the necessary 2 weeks to learn how to write the CAD parts of the CAD system they made!

          • @froztbyte
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            91 month ago

            hackers and builders (both in the a16z definition of) are some of the fucking worst things out there today

              • @V0ldek
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                81 month ago

                founder mode (derogatory)

              • @istewart
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                51 month ago

                Marc the Builder employs many elite code ninjas who are experts at prompting ChatGPT for npm commands

                • @froztbyte
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                  51 month ago

                  chatgpt: for people who don’t want to be gaslit only by bad cli tools

        • @selfA
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          91 month ago

          the absolute worst type of coworker from my cubicle days: heard about a technology at a conference, decided they invented it

      • @blakestaceyA
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        101 month ago

        Fun fact: The plain vanilla physics major at MIT requires three semesters of quantum mechanics. And that’s not including the quantum topics included in the statistical physics course, or the experiments in the lab course that also depend upon it.

        Grad school is another year or so of quantum on top of that, of course.

        (MIT OpenCourseWare actually has fairly extensive coverage of all three semesters: 8.04, 8.05 and 8.06. Zwiebach was among the best lecturers in the department back in my day, too.)

        • @selfA
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          I almost want to go Twitter diving to see if kache has the requisite unhinged rant about how universities are only making quantum physics hard to get money/because of woke or whatever

          e: holy shit I already regret this

          • @blakestaceyA
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            yeah, 3b1b animations can take you through all of undergrad math in probably a month if it all existed and you used anki

            We could bottle this arrogance and sell it as an emetic.

            And besides, we all know that mathematics videos peaked with the Angle Dance.

            • @swlabr
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              91 month ago

              as one of many people here who has undergone undergrad math, i reckon a month of youtube and anki might not be enough for even intro to linear algebra. I’m even saying this as someone who skipped all lectures and crammed before all the tests.

          • @froztbyte
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            71 month ago

            oh, cool, they also claim to be a twitter engineer. that’s probably telling too (if true)

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                there’s more

                or you could use something like qrencode that already is a thing and pipe it to image viewer of your choice

                yeah which might it be

                he’s also lying box understander

                (idk why these screenshots get stretched to entire width available sometimes and sometimes they don’t)

                there’s a lot of this

                we had these since manhattan project. sit tf down

                i think we have different standards on being coherent

                • @zogwarg
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                  81 month ago
                  • I don’t know Matt Mullenweg, but I’m afraid to ask
                  • I love the nonsensical misleading QR code onliner, conflictingly using both echo "<URL>" | and mac-only getoutput("pbpaste") (yuck).
                  • It is famously easy to maintain a job and mental well-being when you have no stable home and few sets of clothes! Famously you don’t need a registered address to open a bank account, and you don’t need a bank account to get a registered address!
                  • I guess you could run the GPU for 1000 years.
                  • One needs to learn that interpolation = confabulation = useless bullshit.
                  • @froztbyte
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                    that one-liner is just … mental

                    imagine the fucking brain it takes to go “okay yeah I’ll put this through opencv” instead of literally clipboard-paste | qrencode | clipboard-capture

                    just whole brain genius levels of bad

                • @froztbyte
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                  41 month ago

                  or you could use something like qrencode that already is a thing and pipe it to image viewer of your choice

                  (my bad, I actually just looked at the images earlier, missed that you said that)

                  • flere-imsaho
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                    41 month ago

                    …or just use the qrencode’s -t ANSI256 or -t ANSI256UTF8 output format and read your qr code directly from terminal.

              • @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de
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                finding and looking up information you need effectively is a skill that is both very useful and i don’t think it’s taught explicitly, it’s a byproduct of being taught how to do research more generally. slapping a lying box in its place is not a substitute

                • @froztbyte
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                  61 month ago

                  but what if the lying box smiled at me and made me feel good about myself, surely that means it’s trustworthy right?

              • @blakestaceyA
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                71 month ago

                (wipes away a single tear)

                Beautiful, man, just beautiful

                • @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  i stared into abyss again and he can’t grasp why flywheels for energy storage don’t work while trying to make happen a startup that sells hardware

                  “qm and fluid dynamics are easy” lol

          • @istewart
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            71 month ago

            yeah don’t do it to yourself. I forget how I originally noticed this weirdo, it may have been through amolitor99’s continuous anthropology safari of TPOT freaks. Speaking of which, somebody needs to get that guy over here

            • David GerardMA
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              71 month ago

              i have tried occasionally but will try again

            • @froztbyte
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              51 month ago

              dammit now I’m going to have to look at twitter

              tpot fresh on my mind, too. just yesterday i was telling someone about how one of the people semi in that cluster had me going 🤨 and then had to explain a little about some of the highlights of tpot

          • @o7___o7
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            41 month ago

            whoa…on second thought, maybe this dude is having a manic episode or something? yeesh!

    • @barsquid@lemmy.world
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      141 month ago

      This person has certainly committed to this philosophy, even to the extent of spending less than one week of thought coming to this very conclusion.

    • @istewart
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      131 month ago

      twitter gon’ have nothin’ left but the cranks

      • @slopjockey
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        121 month ago

        Just guys like that and guys like this

      • @swlabr
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        51 month ago

        and hitting all the Ls

    • @bitofhope
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      91 month ago

      I need to look up what auth protocols this guy has worked on so I can stay away from them.

      • @froztbyte
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        81 month ago

        conversely, it might be a rich vein of toctou

    • @V0ldek
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      81 month ago

      Oh I certainly did meet a lot of people employed in auth related stuff that clearly spent only 2 weeks on learning anything about OpenID and I certainly didn’t not hate their guts and wished they were replaced by a small shell script