• Sailor Sega Saturn
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    1 year ago

    Excuse me but my aunt’s friend’s daughter’s boyfriend personally witnessed antifa refill a slurpee without paying and dump it all over a hard-working American CyberTruck for TikTok views while streaming as the vtuber personification of California High Speed Rail to an audience of hactivist furries.

    • selfA
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      1 year ago

      I need to read this post while in an fMRI so I can figure out which parts of my brain are still producing dopamine

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      1 year ago

      9/10, needs typos for authenticity