Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last week’s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

  • @swlabr
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    2 months ago

    My enshittification story*: Instagram has been suggesting people for me to follow. It markets them to me by saying “friend X follows this person!” But friend X does not follow this person. Friend X has no tenable connection to this person. Why are you bullshitting me, Zuck? Is the autoplag outflow drain hooked up to Insta?

    *orig JP title: 僕のエンシット化ストーリー

    • @istewart
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      102 months ago

      LinkedIn cold-emailed me this morning to suggest that I follow Vivek Ramaswamy, who lists his job title as “Founder at Vivek Ramaswamy”

      • @swlabr
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        72 months ago

        Vivek “I gave birth to myself” Ramaswamy

      • @bitofhope
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        102 months ago

        Gonna change my name to Goldman Sachs and style myself as my own founder.

      • @o7___o7
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        102 months ago

        he’s a self-made man, apparently

    • @froztbyte
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      122 months ago

      facebook pulled that shit for many years too, along with the “created” notifications

      alllll for the engagement farming, desperate to keep those eyeball KPIs on track

      • @swlabr
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        82 months ago

        Oh it was for the KPIs? All is forgiven then. /s

        • @froztbyte
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          82 months ago

          right? if only you knew it was for Sacred Advertising Revenue and Good Statistics, you wouldn’t have embarrassed yourself so in public! alas, the dangers of the modern internet

    • @misterbngo
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      42 months ago

      Your family wants to see you post on threads bullshit is laughable

      • @swlabr
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        62 months ago

        Your family wants to see you

        Doubt