• @selfA
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    1 month ago

    I am a firm realist. I’d like to point out two things.

    There are two sides: the anti-corpo leftists of Del Taco, and the hyper “where do we sign” neo liberals of Taco Bell.

    Del Taco Leftists are sure Taco Bell will literally just evaporate tomorrow, and the neo liberals are sure that the secret menu has already happened and will be revealed for Taco Tuesday.

    The truth is probably somewhere in the middle. Taco Bell literally cannot evaporate, and they are also probably struggling to design a burrito that doesn’t fucking suck. They will probably find ways to distract you with churro bites instead, as a reasonable fast food chain would.

      • @selfA
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        81 month ago

        I hereby vow to be extremely firm and extremely realistic

    • @blakestaceyA
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      191 month ago

      “I was somewhere in the middle of your mother last night, Trebek!”

    • @selfA
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      151 month ago

      I can’t stop, it’s like eating potato chips, and as a firm realist. I’d like to point out two things.

      There are two sides: the anti-corpo leftists who eat Pringles, and the hyper “where do we sign” neo liberals who prefer doritos.

    • @froztbyte
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      81 month ago

      goddammit now I want a taco, and there’s no great options near me

      curse you, average of extremes!