• @chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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    3 months ago

    I wonder if drug dealers also do this.

    (Henry’s phone rings with a machine gun ringtone. He answers it on speakerphone without a second thought.)

    • Yo, Peter! What’s up, man?
    • Henry, we need to talk about the new shipment of snow.
    • Yeah, what about it?
    • Tom’s got a fresh batch. Just crossed the border this morning. But we need to be careful, last time it was cut with too much crap.
    • Yeah, Tom is such a greedy bastard. What do you say we skip the payment part, and just paint the walls with his brains?
    • I thought you would never ask. I’ll bring the shotgun. See you at the train station at 6.
    • Cool see ya there. Bye.
    • Bye.

    (Henry looks at the bewildered people around him.)

    • What are you all looking at?