"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months agoNow freeze and deep fry themlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1643arrow-down10
arrow-up1643arrow-down1imageNow freeze and deep fry themlemmy.world"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareTheTechnician27linkfedilinkEnglish59•2 months agoYou and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
minus-square@Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink27•2 months agoSeriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
minus-square@Iheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink23•edit-22 months agoputs ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
minus-squareNeatoBuildslinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoBut first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
minus-square@ownsauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•2 months agoI’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.
We need ranch stat
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
Then dips it in soy sauce
But they are le tired…
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.