Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is going all-in on AI. Earlier this week, he announced that the company’s developer division (which makes developer tools and compilers) has been folded into a new unit …
    • luciole (he/him)@beehaw.orgBannedEnglish
      18·
      11 个月前

      User: merrily uses Office, words in Word, excels at Excel.

      Microsoft: Hey user, buy 365 because we want all your data.

      User: fuck off I like Office.

      Microsoft: ok then

      Office is now 365

      User: ugh FINE

      Microsoft: Hey user, pls use Copilot we really splurged on that one.

      User: bro I’m busy doing spreadsheets rn

      Microsoft: ok then

      365 is now Copilot

      User: oh ffs

      • froztbyteEnglish
        14·
        11 个月前

        look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use!

          • froztbyteEnglish
            7·
            11 个月前

            bit late

            they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve… and they’re gonna need to use a few of them

      • WagnasT@lemmy.worldEnglish
        11·
        11 个月前

        Wait, am I supposed to use Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition (new) or Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition? They’re both installed…

        • froztbyteEnglish
          6·
          11 个月前

          not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit

      • bitofhopeEnglish
        5·
        11 个月前

        I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow?

        • froztbyteEnglish
          8·
          11 个月前

          “hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today’s Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I’m just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let’s get right into it, shall we?”