• TimeSquirrel
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    321 year ago

    Plant: I’m going to evolve a noxious chemical that feels like pure fire on a mammal’s taste buds to protect my seeds from them.

    Humans:

    • @uid0gid0@lemmy.world
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      201 year ago

      Humans: Let’s breed all these pants together to maximize production of the chemical, invent a rating system to determine which ones have the most, then hold competitions to see who can tolerate the highest levels.