• 4gramsEnglish
    8·
    6 个月前

    I try to keep one or two near collections at all times. Makes me feel like someone cares…

    This is a joke (although I am often behind on bills).

      • 4gramsEnglish
        5·
        6 个月前

        I have, but they wouldn’t take a fist born, nor magic beans…

        • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          4·
          6 个月前

          Try using a middleman, like Rumpelstiltskin.

          Your debt holders don’t want first born, because that just increases their obligations, but someone will give you a fair market trade for them that you can use as payment, or service in lieu of payment!