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Captain Jimmy T Kirk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world •
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Some of my best friends like cheese

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Some of my best friends like cheese

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Captain Jimmy T Kirk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world •
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  • @outer_spec@lemmy.studio
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    64•2 years ago

    • @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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      18•2 years ago

      I’d do terrible things for some cheese 🧀

      • @outer_spec@lemmy.studio
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        13•2 years ago

        white person SPOTTED

        • @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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          5•2 years ago

          Oh noOoOoO

      • @UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev
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        5•2 years ago

        My child had 2 chips with about 4 large spoonfuls of cheese on them today. Guess what color our skin is.

        • @Sharkwellington@lemmy.one
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          6•2 years ago

          Political

        • Solution Engineer
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          3•2 years ago

          Normal

          • moosetwin
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            5•2 years ago

            Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

        • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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          1•2 years ago

          Burnt sienna?

    • @kbotc@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      Wasn’t that the entire premise of the pilot of The Boondocks?

      • Altima NEO
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        5•2 years ago

        Did you just try to offer me cheese?

    • @Cheesus@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      I have never felt more white in my life

      • @UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev
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        1•2 years ago

        Yeah that first reply would definitely be my exact words

    • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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      2•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • @moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    17•2 years ago

    White people love cheese. Source: I’m white

  • Metal Zealot
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    13•2 years ago

    Cheese lives matter

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    2 years ago

    Not to sound racist, but I like spreading cheese onto crackers.

    • @Spliffman1@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        9•2 years ago

        My white friends would diss a brie.

        • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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          3•2 years ago

          That’s no gouda

      • @UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev
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        2•2 years ago

        Yeah that’s what they said

    • Altima NEO
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      1•2 years ago

      They do like their cheese

  • Roundcat
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    7•2 years ago

    I mean…I do like cheese

  • @dan1101@lemm.ee
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    5•2 years ago

    96% of racists like cheese. So I think we see the problem here.

  • Amilo159
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    4•2 years ago

    You will like cheese but how many of you like the brown cheese (Brunost)?

  • @thorbot@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    There’s white cheese, but have you ever seen black cheese? Case closed.

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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    2•2 years ago

    Lactose tolerant people unite! /s

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