So, it’s probably worth clarifying some things. When we say that we don’t understand why Unity is doing the things they’re doing, it’s not that we don’t literally understand. We aren’t confused about the reason: it’s money and control. That’s not the confusing part. Here’s where the confusion actually roosts: in seeking those things, they’ve undertaken a course of action that stands to lose them quite a lot of both, and the outcome is completely obvious. This is the kind of genius maneuvre you and I simply can’t comprehend.

Wow, dumb move. If they’re really willing to automate this shit with no regard for quality, they should have started running all their articles through Google Translate ages ago.

Oh hey, the pill is the same color as the one I take for my ADHD

Misread this as “Seinfeld players” and was extremely confused

mariguana

They probably thought your shirt was making fun of religion instead of being a band name

He’s with Jod in heaven

my fish is like this

It’s intended for most people to get wrong.

So what you’re saying is… …this article is a scam?

I just google “[name of song] free download” which works about 59% of the time

white person SPOTTED

A person because you can reason with him. Maybe he’s cool when you get to know him. You can’t get to know 1000 roaches because there are so many of them and they have no brains

I guess fetuses are kind of cute, but if wild animals grew inside of people’s bodies, doctors would still have to remove those, too.

hell yeah bitches.

At the nude beach, the fool hides their genitals, but the wise man hides their face.

Didn’t they already have that, but free?

Cowabummer!