The wife and I are struggling for names and we’re running out of time. No idea what we’re having. Throw some names out there…
Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it’s not the month they were born in, you can tell them “we liked how it sounded” until they’re old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.
It appears we are having a March
People might just assume you play Honkai: Star Rail
Ides?
This but you use the revolutionary calendar. Yes, Thermidor is a beautiful name.
Slartibartfast
I told you it wasn’t important.
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
Deep cut
Can I use this name if OP doesn’t
Anyone who doesn’t name their child Enoby is a flammer.
If it’s a boy: Doug Damage. If it’s a girl: Doug Damage.
I’m definitely down with this. I genuinely pitched Danger Russ but couldn’t get it past the boss.
Lemmy. Obviously
You know how it goes when you ask the online collective: Kiddy McKidface
You’d need 8 siblings for Seven then, for Star Trek reasons
My goddaughter was going to be a Seven if she had been male, but she adopted the name as a teen anyways 😂🤷🏻♀️💜
Kiddie McKiddington
Chile Childers
Wehadababy Itsaboy
Wehadababy Itsaboy
It’s-a-me, your papa Mari-o. 🤌🤌
Please just make sure not to go too crazy with “unique” names or unusual spelling of a name. It causes a lot of issues and inconvenience for the offspring later in life. Saying this as someone who has a common name but spelled in an unconventional way… it’s such a headache, and a whole lot of “we can’t locate your file” because someone wasn’t listening to me when I spelled out my first name.
there are >600 Jaydens, Jaeden, Gaeden…
hunter2
Weird to name your kid *******
how did you do that ??
Anything that is gender-neutral, just to cover the bases in the future
You mean like Keith?
Or Alex. Or Tristan.
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Clem Fandango Aurora Dave
Offspring 1.
In Turkish it’s kind of popular to do that. İlker for the first born boy
Offspring 0*
Have we as a society not yet learned our lesson to not let the internet name things?
Because if we haven’t, my submission for your consideration is Baby McBabyface.
Alternatives for if you have more kids:
- Kiddy McKidface
- Sonny McSonface
- Daughtery McDaughterface
- Progenency McProgenencyface
- Kyle
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Or Luca. It’s gender neutral.
