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@pmjv
Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.Thank you for creating content! But I’ve got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!
Please?
Neither will I! Starting tomorrow.
…well… okay… THANKS!
@pmjv
is this propapanda?Technically yes, but it’s for a good cause!
Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand
Ok but if they’re not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!
I only pledge to the bear cats
You have a womb?
Nope
you can’t bear cats then
But I can bear arms!
hm.
This is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/
Take the pledge with me then?
@pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It’s basically the same carbon wise (and I’m very wise).
But this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.
@pmjv I am very smart - buuut ~ I’m lacking tokens this time !
:(
As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won’t directly kill any pandas in the future.
idk seems like a big commitment
pls…
hmm maybe for a little bit…
You can’t never kill another panda again just a little bit :(
Not with that attitude!
well, okay…
red pandas?
If you want.
Just one last and I’ll stop.
Thanks…
Considering I’m not a panda… this implies I have already killed one. What?
yes, so let’s take the pledge and not do it again!
Thank you for creating conservation content!
I will kill more, but I’ll feel bad for a second~
This is terrible. I don’t know why you would admit this publicly.
What if the Panda is anti semitic?
Panda is Hamas
Why would the Panda be antisemitic??
Why would anyone?
People like different things!
But pandas are not people. Will you take the pledge with me?
Do you want me to tell the truth or lie to you?
About what?
The pandas
well, if i ask you to lie then i will know that you’re lying.
When was the last time panda was killed?
by me or in general?
Both
