Sloth. Minimal effort, and stress is dangerous to me.
I’m a cat person by nature, would like to sleep 16 hours a day but they keep poking me to do stuff :)
Bonobo. Relaxed, family groups, have fun and adventures
I do relate to strong social ties and fucking away conflict
Three-toed tree sloth. I’m just tired, man.
Dog. I’ll sleep most of the day if I can, but I’ll also play hard, and am treat motivated.
Take a guess
Golden Retriever.
KOALA
Angry, syphilitic drug addict?
Are Koalas drug addicts?
Idk. I think it might be one of those fake internet stories.
Also, they are prone to chlamydia, not syphilis.
Not my best day.
LOL
My wife calls me a golden retriever, and she’s not the only one, so I’ll have to go with that. No think, only affection!
Canada Lynx.
Melanistic leopard
When I’m high I like to fidget with stuff in my hands. So an otter with their favorite stones is my vibe.
I honestly think I’m a donkey/Gorilla hybrid
