• JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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      As long as you were only soaking and someone else jump-humped it doesn’t count. That’s the 2nd of God’s loopholes.

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        He kept his special underwear on to protect him from the gay waves. Just remember to spit.

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      Mormons of all sexualities have a lot of sex, especially when they’re teenagers. They just repress all of that later and feel super guilty about it.

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        No… but I will say, as hideously unsexy as they are supposed to be, there was something really kinky about it. Sinning is my favorite flavor.