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minus-squaretsonfeir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoIronically, I’ve had lots of gay sex with Mormons.
minus-squareJaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 years agoAs long as you were only soaking and someone else jump-humped it doesn’t count. That’s the 2nd of God’s loopholes.
minus-squaretsonfeir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoHe kept his special underwear on to protect him from the gay waves. Just remember to spit.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoMormons of all sexualities have a lot of sex, especially when they’re teenagers. They just repress all of that later and feel super guilty about it.
minus-squaretsonfeir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoNo… but I will say, as hideously unsexy as they are supposed to be, there was something really kinky about it. Sinning is my favorite flavor.
Ironically, I’ve had lots of gay sex with Mormons.
As long as you were only soaking and someone else jump-humped it doesn’t count. That’s the 2nd of God’s loopholes.
He kept his special underwear on to protect him from the gay waves. Just remember to spit.
Mormons of all sexualities have a lot of sex, especially when they’re teenagers. They just repress all of that later and feel super guilty about it.
Did you keep the magic underwear?
No… but I will say, as hideously unsexy as they are supposed to be, there was something really kinky about it. Sinning is my favorite flavor.