Actually laughed out loud, just kept getting better.

Stop, I can only get so aroused.

You also have to be a vegan now.

All TV’s will be streaming liberal episodes of Seasame Street and Arthur the episode “Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone” on repeat.

All books in the library will be replaced with previously banned books like To Kill a Mockingbird, The Color Purple, Beloved, All Boys Aren’t Blue, and The Handmaid’s Tale.

Lmao