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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Lady balls

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Lady balls

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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    7 days ago

    This is why I reverse cowgirl strap with another woman. NO BALLS!

    • modus@lemmy.world
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      The transgender agenda hates this one trick!

  • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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    • TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world
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      I thought it was Tolkien

      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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        Tolkiens get spent

  • abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Transgirls, sighing in unison: “Welcome to our world.”

    • bold_omi@lemmy.today
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      in unison

      Transfem hivemind?

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    Not a violet post???

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      Fr I thought it’s her

  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
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    I like pretending to have balls/a dick using my boyfriend’s.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      Do you jerk it? Trying to figure out yiur methodology asap. Want to share the news with my wife.

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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      Everyone would like chicks to have balls. It’s totally not gay.

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      Amazon position might be right up your alley :)

      • chunk6235@piefed.social
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        Amazon position

        Hello, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

      • Aralakh@lemmy.ca
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        TIL

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    This is now banned in the UK

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Gay trans men: yay, it looks like I have balls! 🥳

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Slap ep away.

  • fractal618@lemmy.world
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    Sounds uncomfortable for him. Like popping bubble wrap.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    looking in the sex mirror

    • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip
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      Mirror on wall = basic
      Mirror on ceiling = pro
      Mirror on sheets = S tier

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