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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

It works even better if you come up with creative insults

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It works even better if you come up with creative insults

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • dracc@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Might as well use a rubber duck. Less resource usage, less pollution, less deforestation,…

    • Don Piano@feddit.org
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      Or get an actual dumbass whom you train to become more competent - like my mentors did with me!

      • Venator@lemmy.nz
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        Good luck convincing your bosses bosses boss to hire said dumbass…

      • Swemg@lemmy.world
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        And my axe!

      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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        I have 2 and I’m trying to turn them into reasonable adults one day!

    • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
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      unfortunately a rubber duck won’t have basic often wrong knowledge about completely unrelated fields, which is sometimes helpful.

    • Malica@lemmy.zip
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      Less corporate overlord support

  • ryanvade@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    rubber duck

  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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    I can do that in my head, no need for a hallucination machine.

    • bumblebeer@lemmy.world
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      You may want to contact a therapist. DiD is a serious condition.

      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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        We have agreed to ignore your suggestion.

        • bumblebeer@lemmy.world
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          OMG. I just noticed your account name. You are hilarious. I’m an idiot. Got any lemons I could borrow?

      • Sabata@ani.social
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        Then I would have to make real friends.

  • qarbone@lemmy.world
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    Except House’s team gave him pushback and questioned him.

  • dephyre@lemmy.world
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    I appreciate the pushback. Based on what you’ve mentioned, you’re right it’s probably not Lupus.

    • degen@midwest.social
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      Here is a 36-point summary about why it cannot be Lupus

      …

      …

      …

      In conclusion, the disease you’re looking for is most likely Lupus instead.

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      It is obviously autoimmune.

  • the_q@piefed.social
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    House would hate AI.

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      It can’t get offended and doesn’t have the drive to get better and prove itself.

    • Malica@lemmy.zip
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      AI makes for shit narc supply. Not as satisfying to toy with.

  • [deleted]@piefed.world
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    Definitely worth destroying the economy, environment, and society for instead of just using a rubber duck.

  • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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    I definitely jab at AI relentlessly about his criminal record from stealing cars.

  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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    Everyone uses it as a rubber duck and then is amazed when they come up with answers on their own

    Yeah we didnt need 2 trillion dollars and the absolute destruction of the internet for a thought concept we have been doing since the dawn of time. Its called talking through problems.

    • Malica@lemmy.zip
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      Technological magic trick

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    The best way to treat AI is through Butlerian Jihad

  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world
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    Not really. These things are real life cognito hazards.

  • h0tbeef@lemmy.zip
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    Or you could just not interact with it?

    Thats how i deal with most dumbasses

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    Don’t use AI, but I’ll say that isn’t a bad analogy given they always give the most average answer and in House, it’s usually wrong because House solves mystery cases.

    But oddly, even in cases where it should be the most common answer, it gives advice that you honestly should fucking know already— you got ill? Fucking rest and drink liquids and see a doctor if things get bad. Don’t need AI for that, lol.

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    House solved this problem on the airplane episode

    Make sure it’s at 2:14.

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    This and a minion to turn blank pages into first drafts.

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