This fuckin guy.
This guy fuckin.
That leather jacket ain’t gonna fuck itself
Guy fuckin this.
Fucking this guy.
He sure was
Just wait until the number of gpu customers he’s fucked gets out there.
Make the company billions, but you fuck one spy…
One spy and one executive.
One spy and one executive so far…
The night is young, and the Jensen is Huang.
Jensen’s interactions with Ms. Huang are not unusual or unexpected" and are part of Jensen Huang’s job, an Nvidia spokesperson told ABC News at the time.
Guess I can’t dispute that statement!
The heartfelt apology is less convincing now.
The walking wannabe cool™ cliché of midlife crisis with unlimited monies had affairs?
Dawg
Kawt 🤭
Was she hawt?
U betta ask him, not me.
Huanged by his own petard
It seems all we ever hear about is paedophiles and sexual abuse… Consensual affairs seem like a bit of a nothing burger. The drama seems to be about whether secrets were leaked to the Chinese and selling Nvidia cards to China. Other than that, not sure what the excitement is about being involved with an existing Nvidia exec.
One can be allowed a little schadenfreude at a billionaire losing face.
Dude is cooked from all ends at this point.
Man, I wish I had a dick that was capable of making billions of dollars vanish into thin air.
In hindsight the leather jacket swagger should have been a hint that this guy couldn’t keep his dick in his pants.
Feels like he’s about to no longer work at NVIDIA. Or be married.
Probably the worst choice he made is to project an image of devoted husband who adores his wife. Should’ve learn from Elon.
Learn to do lines?
I’m pretty sure that Huang is fucking all of us.
