the only paragraph you need:
Bryan Johnson — who also has said he uses a machine to count his nighttime erections and has taken steps to make his rectum perform like a teenager’s — made his fortune in his 30s when he sold his payment processing company Braintree Payment Solutions to EBay for $800 million in cash.
this is the guy who also uses his son as his personal blood boy
NY Post, so have the archive link: https://archive.is/ExtBO
PayPal has a lot to fucking answer for
Imagine having children just so you can vampirically drain them of their life essence. What a fucking monster.
The fear of dying drives so much of what’s wrong with this world.
something about PayPal
who also has said he uses a machine to count his nighttime erections
… … … … … W… why? To what end? Just for fun?
Wait, scratch that, I definitely don’t want to know the answer to that question
How is rectum performance measured?