I got a pull request from "tea.xyz" related individual and unraveled a mess of a disappointing project.
Yet another “brilliant” scheme from a cryptobro. Naturally this caused a gold-rush for scammers who outsourced random people via the gig economy to open PRs for this yml file (example)
Thanks! Yeah, I’ve been there a few years ago and it was lovely. I definitely want to come again some time.