Ok. Remind me in 7 days

Finally, thank God

Thank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I’m still alive in 8 days

I see this as an absolute win

There’s something wrong with mine. It’s not spinning. Do I still get the death, or do I have to do something special? I don’t want to miss out.

Oh well, I had a pretty good run 🤷

Ok, I had a run.

A walk.

A pitiful waddle? Yeah, that sounds more accurate

Guess I’ll die!

promise?

If you said something like you will live X more days i would’ve reposted .

In that case I’m definitely not sharing

How did Facebook 50 to 70 years old or redditors that are max 13 years old ended up hear too ?

I survived email chains, I’ll survive this.

Probably.

Eat my ass you gay ass nugget.

Nice try, but I have immunity dog saved on my computer.