• RedFox
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      241 year ago

      Ha, You don’t think that’s already happened?

    • Flying Squid
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      131 year ago

      Elon isn’t even brave enough to go up in one of his own rockets.

    • @GoosLife@lemmy.world
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      121 year ago

      At the same time, I feel like we shouldn’t let that happen because imagine if he actually succeeds? And then we just have immortal crackhead Lex Luthor with a hallucinating ChatGPT whispering further delusions directly into his brain. That can’t be good for any of us.

  • @DrCake@lemmy.world
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    251 year ago

    Brain chips from the people who “move fast and break things”. This can only end well.

  • Ænima
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    221 year ago

    If anyone is dumb enough to put anything from that dude into their head, that brain was already damaged!

    • FenrirIII
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      11 year ago

      Maybe we should find prison volunteers. Get us some Lawnmower Man shit

  • @Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de
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    181 year ago

    He’s obviously desperately trying to revive the image of being a genius again. But everybody knows what kind of charlatan he is.

    • @erwan@lemmy.ml
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      31 year ago

      It’s too bad, if he stayed off Twitter (not just not buying it but not twitt either) people who still believe he’s a genius.

  • Echo Dot
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    151 year ago

    Oh just want we need, a hive mind of morons. Together they may be able to reach average

  • Kokesh
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    131 year ago

    He should grow balls and be the first person to have neurolink implanted in his brain.

    • @elrik@lemmy.world
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      101 year ago

      Advertisers would absolutely love to augment your reality with ads or even just the ability to accurately confirm you’ve actually watched a traditional ad along with how you “felt” about it.

      At that point people would absolutely sign up for free implants so they can access ad supported services that may otherwise become unaffordable within a society further strip mined of wealth by the then trillionaire class.

      • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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        41 year ago

        Knowing advertisers, at least here in the US, they would bypass confirming you watched ads by just beaming them straight to your implant and making it impossible to get rid of the ads.

    • @WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
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      51 year ago

      Why would anyone want the cybertruck? Yet at present, it’ll take them over a year to clear their backlog.

      Some people are just dumb - that applies doubly for those that love Musk because he speaks the Nazi conspiracism Truth™.

    • @Railcar8095@lemm.ee
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      11 year ago

      The general technology seems very useful for people with severe disabilities.

      Even just being able to “speak” or move in a wheelchair is something that millions of people in the world can’t do.

      Of course the money will be in mass implanting this on the general public, for that I’m not sure they will manage to convince me

  • SakuraTribeScout
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    111 year ago

    None, the people who volunteer, or worse pay for this, already have brain damage!

    • FaceDeer
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      51 year ago

      Do we count those as negative numbers when the implants help them recover?

  • Random_Character_A
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    101 year ago

    Sacrifice yourselfers for the eternal future Emperor God Elontron Musk.

    He will insert his X in all of our hearts.

  • FiveMacs
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    91 year ago

    Easy…all tests must be done to him before any other humans.