Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

  • @cage
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    11 year ago

    I had to tell my wife this one immediately! NICE

  • JackGreenEarth
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    11 year ago

    This is the joke my father likes to tell me! I haven’t seen it on the internet before.