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SSUPII to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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  • @CassowaryTom@lemmy.one
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    83•1 year ago

    I mean, im not saying that isn’t an abomination, but it probably also doesn’t suck…

    • Captain Aggravated
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      24•1 year ago

      A fried California roll? I could think of worse.

      • Psychadelligoat
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        19•1 year ago

        I’ve HAD a properly fried California roll, actually

        It’s fucking good

        • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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          11•1 year ago

          Tasty food, fried, is still tasty?

          You’re not telling us what we need to know, which is where to get it.

          • Captain Aggravated
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            2•1 year ago

            I think your typical mid-sized town will have at least one sushi restaurant with a deep fryer somewhere in the steakhouse district.

            • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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              3•1 year ago

              Well I appreciate that, but since you said “steakhouse district” it sounds like you’re talking about the US, so I might have a hard time getting there. I’m sure someone can make use of the info :)

    • @strawberrysocial@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      Sushi doesn’t last long after its made. But I don’t like food waste so looked up ways to make it taste okay after it’s gone stale or the avocado starts browning and getting mushy. Cut it up with scissors and pan fry it in some oil. It’s not bad. Add veggies or whatever if you want.

  • Seraph
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    46•1 year ago

    This kills the sushi.

    • @EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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      61•1 year ago

      If your sushi is alive when you eat it I suggest finding a sushi place with better hygiene standards

      • Seraph
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        1•1 year ago

        Yummy!

    • idunnololz
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      4•1 year ago

      Looks like it’s just a roll so it’s not that bad. Now if this was nigiri sushi then it would be a war crime.

  • edric
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    42•1 year ago

    You can actually deep fry sushi. Obviously not like in the picture, and you have to add breading.

    • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      18•1 year ago

      This is the most American thing I’ve heard today

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        34•1 year ago

        Most of the Japanese and Korean owned sushi places I go to offer deep fried roll options. Do they not do this on the other side of the pacific?

        • @Traegert@lemm.ee
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          9•1 year ago

          Am very into sushi. Like 70% of the sushi places I go to have deep fried sushi on offer. It seems mildly sacrilegious personally but hey, it must be good

          • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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            4•1 year ago

            It does seem like sacrilege but every now and then I will order them. They aren’t bad.

        • @TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          It’s like how 95% of the “Chinese” places you go probably have General Tsaos chicken. It is not Chinese. Invented in Murica for Muricans. Deep fried sushi is the same. The restaurants in the US offer it because others offer it and the American pallet likes it.

          You would be promptly murdered in Japan for asking for such a dish. Probably being the reason the restaurant puts up a “no foreigners allowed” sign from then on, which is actually common.

          Same county that loves Tempura, but deep fried sushi is sacrilegious. Go figure.

        • Patapon Enjoyer
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          4•1 year ago

          It’s very popular here in Brazil, with a characteristic overabundance of cream cheese

        • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          3•1 year ago

          Never heard of that before, but then again I’m not hugely into sushi so might have missed something

          That said, it sounds very American to take some random thing and deepfry it

        • GladiusB
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          1•1 year ago

          Depends which side you are asking about.

    • @hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      You swap that breading for a quick swim in tempura batter and some toasted sesame seeds and I’m in.

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    25•1 year ago

    Bruh do that shit with a little portugese sausage and fish sauce…

    • @dorumon@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Oi! That’s a good idea!

  • @babypigeon@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    It looks like it’s just an avocado roll. I’m not seeing any fish in those.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      Ewww you just rawdog avocado into your mouth? That stuff comes from the ground where worms fuck, using animal poop to grow!

      • @babypigeon@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        Holy shit, you’re right. What have I been doing with my life?

  • @Mac@mander.xyz
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    21•1 year ago

    this actually looks delicious.

  • kindenough
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    20•1 year ago

    Fried rice balls.I’ll eat it…

  • @SamWoof03@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Wait… Let them cook

  • nifty
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    11•1 year ago

    You forgot to add the soy sauce before adding to the pan, smh

  • pancakes
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    11•1 year ago

    It’s like ordering groceries but they’re 5x the price smh my head

  • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    You all know not all of it actually raw? Could be smoked and then chilled.

    You’re just eating cold cooked fish. (Although some is defiantly raw)

    • @StringyStuff@feddit.uk
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      7•1 year ago

      I prefer my raw food to be submissive…

      • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Where’s the fun in that?

  • @orphiebaby@lemm.ee
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    8•1 year ago

    Came here to say this looks awesome, actually.

  • @Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    My wife doesn’t like raw fish. However if I hit the sashimi with a torch for a couple seconds to brown the outside, she’s all over it.

  • themeatbridge
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    6•1 year ago

    It ruins it!

    • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      28•1 year ago

      Honestly probably tastes amazing

      • themeatbridge
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        5•1 year ago

        You’re right, that crust on the rice looks appetizing. The fish probably ends up overcooked, though, since it’s so small, but I’d still eat it.

        • Ben Hur Horse Race
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          3•1 year ago

          is your name an athf reference?

          • themeatbridge
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            1•1 year ago

            Yes indeed.

            • Ben Hur Horse Race
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              1•1 year ago

              The lab?? But that’ll take 1,000 hours

              • themeatbridge
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                2•1 year ago

                Why is anything anything?!

                • Ben Hur Horse Race
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                  2•1 year ago

                  broodwich is the best episode of all time

  • @4am@lemm.ee
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    6•1 year ago

    “Hello, HUMAN RESOURCES?”

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