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Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?

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Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?

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  • breadsmasher@lemmy.worldBanned
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    stupid kid looked straight at the sun while shooting. now he has burnt retinas

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    I wouldn’t be surprised if someone from the united states literally shoots the sun

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      Didn’t folks try to shoot those Chinese high-altitude spy balloons with rifles?

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      What if they push the moon into the sun? We could end up with no moon

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        What if they already did? Someone should monitor the moon’s distance to see if that’s true.

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      Fuckin imbecile points to it, like “durr there it is! Lemme stare at it without any eye protection.”

      Christ alfuckingmighty…

  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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    Who turned Winnie the Pooh into a 3y/o?

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      The little dude’s wearing pants though, unlike Pooh.

      Which reminds me, I have another funny thing to post

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    She spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience

    Like a woman who went blind

    Because she looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes

    With pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about

    The dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes

    With a pinhole in it

    • From “Screen Door” by Deadmau5
  • simple@lemm.ee
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    Piccolo, no!

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      Piccolo, yes!

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