The road SUV armement race reach its peak . This is the basic minimum car size you will need to be safe on the 12 lanes groceries stroad.

  • @Styxie@feddit.nl
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    42 years ago

    1/2 a mile to the gallon and $600 to fill up. Produces as much C02 as Luxembourg. New EV version out next year!

  • partial_accumen
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    22 years ago
    Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
    smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
    It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
    Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
    [Krusty:] Hey Hey
    The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
    Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
    Canyonero!
    12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
    65 tons of American Pride!
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    Top of the line in utility sports,
    Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
    Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
    She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
    She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
    Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
    Drive Canyonero!
    Woah Canyonero!
    Woah!
    
  • Ethalia
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    11 year ago

    That’s no car. That’s a tank for people with fragile egos.

  • @bossito@lemmy.world
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    12 years ago

    Still not high enough to just drive over the other cars… just stupidly big without achieving anything :P

    • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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      22 years ago

      What do you mean? This car can trample pedestrians without the passengers noticing. That’s what it was made for.