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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Kevin doesn't share though

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Kevin doesn't share though

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @Rapidcreek@reddthat.com
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    35•2 years ago

    Let me help you younguns. Its a watch pocket. Back in the day when jeans were invented men had pocket watches,

    • @redballooon@lemm.ee
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      17•2 years ago

      You can’t possibly be old enough to remember that

      • @Rapidcreek@reddthat.com
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        21•2 years ago

        No, but I’m old enough to remember my granddad called it and have the railroad watch he used to carry there. He was an engineer and the trains ran on time. Interesting how long the design lasted.

        • LifeBandit666
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          3•2 years ago

          I read somewhere that Trains was the reason time ran on time.

          As in, before trains “Mid-day” was a different time wherever you went, it was just the time that the church rang the bell. Sure it was around midday because the sun was up there right at the top, but it wasn’t exactly midday.

          Then the trains came along and they had timetables. To start with they could leave one station a quarter past twelve and arrive at the next one at 5 to twelve, so they had to synchronise the time over the whole line, so that’s why time runs on time.

        • @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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          1•2 years ago

          Turns out, there’s a ton of good uses for a small pocket.

    • @HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      No, it’s a pocket for Kevin.

  • BigDaddySlim
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    2 years ago

    Ravioli, ravioli

    What’s in the pocketoli

  • @ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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    28•2 years ago

    I was always told it was for condoms but I have 4 kids so I wouldn’t know

    • @gpw@lemmy.ml
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      34•2 years ago

      Man your wife’s boyfriend is fertile

      • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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        9•2 years ago

        Virile

        • @gpw@lemmy.ml
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          4•2 years ago

          And fertile

      • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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  • @MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca
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    18•2 years ago

    It’s a watch pocket; in case anybody was wondering the actual answer. Pocket… watch… watch pocket…

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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      11•2 years ago

      Slow down, I’m not following

      • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        6•2 years ago

        Shove a clock in your pants!

        • Che Banana
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          4•2 years ago

          You can shove a clock in your pants. You friend can shove a clock in their pants, but you cannot shove your clock in your friends pants.

    • @rx480@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Nah its for iPod Nano

  • @TheDarkKnight@lemmy.world
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    14•2 years ago

    Guitar picks, little known fact!

  • sky
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    12•2 years ago

    Airpods!

    • Hovenko
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      2•2 years ago

      THIS

  • @DasRubberDuck@feddit.de
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    11•2 years ago

    It is literally called a “coin pocket”. smh

    • @ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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      32•2 years ago

      “The small pocket in jeans, often referred to as the “watch pocket” or “coin pocket,” was originally designed to hold pocket watches. Nowadays, it’s commonly used for carrying small items like coins, keys, or other small objects.”

      • @webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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        15•2 years ago

        Glad to see at least someone knows their historical facts. Pocket watch pocket indeed.

      • @DasRubberDuck@feddit.de
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        4•2 years ago

        How many people using pocket watches have you come across this year?

        Maybe we should bring that back! I never liked wrist watches.

        • @elscallr@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          My phone stays in my pocket and has a clock so, I mean… kinda?

        • SmokeyDope
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          4•2 years ago

          I really like pocket watches and have tried them out. Skeleton pocket watches are beautiful but kind of hard to read. Main issue is that they are usually mechanically spring powered which requires proper winding technique and doing it frequently.

        • @ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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          deleted by creator

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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    9•2 years ago

    Kevin keeps stealing my fucking ravioli tho

    • @ShadyGrove@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      He’s a hungry lil guy

      • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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        3•2 years ago

        Kevin is a ravenous ravioloi beast whose foodlust shall not be slaked.

  • @Graphine@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    iPod Nano

  • @BeachBones@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Chris (Simpsons Artist) is the best!

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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      2•2 years ago

      I love his stuff, but I also get that it’s not for everyone.

      • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Why not? Everyone likes ravioli.

        • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          Not me. I don’t like ravioli.

          hides crossed fingers in tiny pocket

      • monsterpiece42
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        1•2 years ago

        Do you know the name of this comic? Found it once but have never had luck since.

        • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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          1•2 years ago

          It’s Chris (Simpsons Artist)

          • monsterpiece42
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            2•2 years ago

            Be damned lol. Thanks.

            • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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              1•2 years ago

              Oh whoops, I thought this was a parent comment and was replying from my inbox. Haha, I wasn’t trying to troll.

              • monsterpiece42
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                2•2 years ago

                All good, in fairness that was specifically stated earlier, I just don’t think to take it literally. I appreciate the answer either way.

  • @CoderKat@lemm.ee
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    5•2 years ago

    In literally every pair of pants I have, I use that to store a hair elastic or two. Then whenever I need my hair up (eg, eating and hair would get in the way), I have one easily on hand.

  • @exi@feddit.de
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    5•2 years ago

    In Germany we need coins to unlock supermarket carts, so I use the coin pocket for it’s intended purpose to house my one coin.

    • Scribbd
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      3•2 years ago

      I thought it was meant to be a pocket watch pocket?

      Now I store my plastic cards in there.

      • @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        5•2 years ago

        Pretty sure it started as a watch pocket.

        It turned into a “coin” pocket when pocket watches went out of fashion and people didn’t know what else to use them for.

  • @Spliffman1@lemmy.world
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  • Nika
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    5•2 years ago

    Filthy Frank approves Ravioli

  • @Swim@lemmy.ca
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    5•2 years ago

    Zippo

    • @stjobe@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Watch out with that, I did it for years but eventually had to stop because I got sore skin from the gasoline in the Zippo. And I quit smoking so didn’t need it any more 🙂

      • @Nastybutler@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Your second mistake was filling your zippo with gasoline

        • @stjobe@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          Well, it was Zippo lighter fluid, so I guess my second mistake was calling it “gasoline” 😉

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