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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

"Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush"

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"Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush"

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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    29•1 year ago

    Gettin’ his nails did. Good for you lion

    • Mak'
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      6•1 year ago

      “My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let’s dip our patties in the water!”

      • slingstone
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        2•1 year ago

        I miss Looney Tunes so much.

  • @thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    26•1 year ago

    Maybe, originally it was a perfect rendition of a lion but a hundred years later, it got rubbed off and some old lady thought she’d fix it.

    It’s happened before!

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      The painting you’re referring to was made in 1930 and the botched restoration was done in 2012, so less than 100 years.

      • ancap shark
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        1•1 year ago

        Do you have the name of the piece? I would love to see it

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Ecce Homo.

          (And I always have to resist adding “qui est faba” to that name whenever I think about it.)

  • @ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    18•1 year ago

    No pictures from 15th century so there’s no definitive proof lions DIDN’T look like that hundreds of years ago…

  • @PseudorandomNoise@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    That lion has seen some shit

  • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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    13•1 year ago

    For someone who’s never seen a lion, that’s pretty accurate.

  • Sagrotan
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    11•1 year ago

    That’s what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh.

    • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 year ago

      Applies to both cats and dogs

  • @Andonno@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    “You need to paint the King of Beasts.”

    Paints a perpetually confused inbred.

    “…I’m going to allow this.”

  • kbal
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    7•1 year ago

    I like the way he captured my eyes.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    7•1 year ago

    That’s an uncanny resemblance to my wife in the morning.

    • aberrate_junior_beatnik (he/him)
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      8•1 year ago

      boomer-ass joke

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        10•1 year ago

        boomer ass-joke

        • threelonmusketeers
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          2•1 year ago

          https://xkcd.com/37/

    • @ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Honey, is that you?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        You seem too rational to be my wife so I’m going with no.

    • @PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      She has a nice beard

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        3•1 year ago

        I tell her that everyday.

        It’s part of what makes our bond so special.

        • prowess2956
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          3•1 year ago

          The couple that shaves together…

  • @Klear@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Turns out he was lion.

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2•1 year ago

    It looks scared and confused.

    • @Xephonian@retrolemmy.com
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      1•1 year ago

      It’s supposed to be, dude is pulling a thorn or something out of it’s paw.

      One day toward evening, when he was seated with the brethren to hear the sacred lessons read, a lion suddenly limped into the monastery. The other monks fled at the sight of the beast, but Jerome greeted him as a guest. The lion showed him his wounded foot, and Jerome called the brothers and ordered them to wash the animal’s feet and to dress the wound carefully. When they set about doing this, they found that the paw had been scratched and torn by thorns. They did what was necessary, and the lion recovered, lost all his wildness, and lived among the monks like a house pet.

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