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@hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

How do you even call that?

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How do you even call that?

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@hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • bruhduh
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    123•1 year ago

  • @thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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    115•1 year ago

    It’s nicely al Dante

    • @Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works
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      1•1 year ago

      Listen man, you’ve won the internet for today.
      I was laughing for a solid minute!

  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    82•1 year ago

    You can use the radiant heat from that fish to cook another fish.

  • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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    55•1 year ago

    that thing has achieved a self sustained fusion reaction

    • @Retrograde@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      It is no longer fish, just nuclear science

      • @baatliwala@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        Nuclear fisshion

      • @postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Springfield Nuclear Power Plant strikes again!

  • qyron
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    25•1 year ago

    You can hammer it, quench it and sharpen it after that.

  • @mhague@lemmy.world
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    24•1 year ago

    Looks like a lava shader material preview but instead of a ball they used something food shaped.

    • @Skepticpunk@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      Nah, it’s a fish from Monster Hunter. You get it from fishing in a volcano.

  • Iron Lynx
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    22•1 year ago

    If it’s red from black-body radiation, you should be more than fine with regards to contaminants.

    You should be more concerned with nutrition. Or the current complete lack thereof. After all, anything healthy has by that point gone up in smoke.

    • Iron Lynx
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      Not to forget that if it’s glowing red, it may be hot enough to set your head on fire the instant you stick it in your mouth. So do not eat anything that’s glowing red from black-body radiation

      • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        15•1 year ago

        So glad to see tips like “hey everyone you should actually not eat glowing embers”

        • @Bloodyhog@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          Stickers like “Do not attempt to dry your cat in the microwave oven” are there for a reason.

      • @Asidonhopo@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Glowing blue or white is still safe though, right?

        • Iron Lynx
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          If the item shows any black-body radiation in the wavelength range of visible light, i.e. it can be seen with the Mk. 1 Eyeball, it’s absolutely too hot too touch, let alone eat.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    22•1 year ago

    I didn’t know anakin was a fish

  • macniel
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    21•1 year ago

    Magma Fish

  • @Gilles_D@feddit.de
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    21•1 year ago

    Killed twice

  • @therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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    17•1 year ago

    Just pop it in the microwave with some tinfoil around it to keep in the heat, that should solve the issue

    • @can@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 year ago

      Fuck it, throw it in the dishwasher

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        3•1 year ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        throw it in the dishwasher

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    You need some uranium to cook it all the way

    • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼
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      1•1 year ago

      I suggest Plutonium

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    14•1 year ago

    Bonfire fished.

    • magic_lobster_party
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      9•1 year ago

      Ember restored

      • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        3•1 year ago

        Great Caviar Spawn Defeated

  • @gnate@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    I’d say you’re safe, looks like you’ve got the high ground.

  • THCDenton
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    11•1 year ago

    Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom

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