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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Ball's in your court, Mikey.

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Ball's in your court, Mikey.

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • ScruffyDucky
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    114•1 year ago

    image

  • Patapon Enjoyer
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    1 year ago

    For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Bro was cooking.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      1 year ago

      Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?

      Marianna clearly wins.

      • mynachmadarch
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        33•1 year ago

        I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          15•1 year ago

          I hope you have high ceilings.

          • Patapon Enjoyer
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            19•1 year ago

            Forget the ceiling, that better be a strong table

            • mynachmadarch
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              7•1 year ago

              My coffee table is also above a basement, so I’ll have to reinforce the joists, and probably the whole support of the house. Eh, I’ll just make a scale copy out of Styrofoam on my CNC or something.

          • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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            5•1 year ago

            Michaelangelo’s Pieta is only 76.8 inches high. It seems taller because it’s on a raised platform.

            • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietà_(Michelangelo)
            • https://www.iguzzini.com/us/projects/project-gallery/michelangelo’s-pieta/
      • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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        10•1 year ago

        I mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ’s nipple (rock hard version)

    • @JaN0h4ck@feddit.de
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      6•1 year ago

      Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.

      • @KrankyKong@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Sad. The toaster coaster took 2-3 hours from start to finish.

  • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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    23•1 year ago

    Is she posting about herself in the third person?

    • @captain_oni@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      Captsin_oni thinks that’s very cringe

  • @RidderSport@feddit.de
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    21•1 year ago

    Can someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      66•1 year ago

      It’s not a toaster, it’s a toaster coaster holster.

      • @RidderSport@feddit.de
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        13•1 year ago

        That is a nice rhyme, I still don’t see the benefit though

        • @jettrscga@lemmy.world
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          22•1 year ago

          It’s not beneficial. We’re in the realm of aesthetic design, and no amount of reasoning will free you from these toaster coasters.

          • @RidderSport@feddit.de
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            8•1 year ago

            Good thing my empty wallet is. Never though being poor would be a sign of freedom

        • @hoch@lemmy.world
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          20•1 year ago

          This feels like a very German comment lol

          • @RidderSport@feddit.de
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            5•1 year ago

            Very perceptive of you

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          Because it’s whimsical fun, I guess 🤷

        • @BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          Most sets of coasters come with a small container or place for them to all go. This is just on theme.

        • @WolfLink@lemmy.ml
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          1 year ago

          It’s cute.

          Technically there isn’t a benefit to Michelangelo’s sculpture either.

          • @KrankyKong@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            Michelangelo’s sculpture can’t even hold my drink. At least that’s what security told me.

    • @YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Because it looks like bread/toast

      • @RidderSport@feddit.de
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        2•1 year ago

        So this reserved is the origin of “if you’re brave enough”? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          Sounds like you have a very weird dick and/or an unhealthy relationship with toast 😄

          • @RidderSport@feddit.de
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            7•1 year ago

            Leave my dick alone, he’s already feeling too plane

    • @letsgo@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?

  • @Snapz@lemmy.world
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    20•1 year ago

    Man… go easy on Mariana? You’re all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters

  • @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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    15•1 year ago

    So username is It’s Marianna?

    She’s talking about herself in third person?

    • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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      58•1 year ago

      Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!

      • @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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        17•1 year ago

        What kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!

      • @YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        This tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.

    • @SacralPlexus@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      It’s a-me, Mario!

  • @byroon@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible

    • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14•1 year ago

      Especially since corkboard kind of looks like toast too…

    • @bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8•1 year ago

      I just use floppy disks

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      What’s wrong with ceramic coasters? That’s what we use.

      • @Xephonian@retrolemmy.com
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        stone/non-glazed ceramic works ok because it’s porous and absorbs the condensation. These look like glazed ceramic which won’t work well. In high humidity environments there’s so much water the coaster will start to stick to the glass or it’ll spill off onto the surface you are trying to protect, it’s just not ideal.

        Best coasters I’ve found are rubber with a felt/fabric insert. They never move or stick to the glass and the felt has enough surface area to evaporate the water.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          1•1 year ago

          I don’t know what to tell you. Our glazed ceramic coasters work just fine.

          • @Xephonian@retrolemmy.com
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            It’s environment dependent. I could use them in the winter when it’s not very warm or humid.

            But in the summer with the windows open a glass of ice water has a ton of condensation around it like the glass is leaking almost. Went through almost all types, plain plastic squares, then to cork, then to stone and finally the felt which actually work.

            • Flying SquidOPM
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              Maybe it’s also dependent on what you put on them. Ours are almost exclusively used for mugs of tea.

              • @Xephonian@retrolemmy.com
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                Definitely, I’m assuming you drink that hot and hot drinks don’t generate condensation. All you need is a heat barrier and ceramic is great for that no matter what kind of finish it has.

                • Flying SquidOPM
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                  Mostly tea, but also wine sometimes. No condensation there either though since it’s not chilled.

    • @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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      Not to mention there’s only two per toaster

      • AbsentBird
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        That is the usual number.

  • @DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    12•1 year ago

    i would put the toast coaster into a toaster instead of the toaster coaster holder on accident

  • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    Michelangelo was only 15 when he beat the Shredder for the first time.

    • @RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Bernini was only 12 when he wrote the guitar solo in Stairway to Heaven.

  • @Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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    9•1 year ago

    This could be straight out of Bob’s Burgers.

  • @KeefChief13@lemmy.world
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