He’s leaving out a key element in the process here.
King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.
Spraying the whole kingdom.
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Why does the fish head have hair?
Maybe it’s a weird fin, like with this guy:
Bro visited his mermaid
I’m into it
The part where he nutted on the eggs to fertilise them is missing
Yeah, came here to point that out, it’s a very important fact that’s missing
If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?
Those aren’t nipples, those are extra eggs that he carries around in case he needs a snack.
Third panel has a typo, that “a” should be removed. I can’t look away, someone do something about it.
Just read it with a bad Italian accent.
100% read it like Mario and it’s ‘a fine :-)
I have changed my mind, I’m now on board with the tragic Italian backstory
It’s a me
So romantic.
TFW no one will ever look at you the way Ariel’s mum looks at an egg.
