Wollang@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 3 年前How did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezedmessage-squaremessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareHow did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezedWollang@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 3 年前message-square39linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMr PoopyButthole@lemm.eeBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 年前My girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
minus-squareCuttingBoard@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 年前This guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
minus-squareSomeAmateur@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-23 年前I say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
minus-squareOptimusPhillip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 年前Because the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
minus-squareBOMBS@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 年前“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
And why not farts
My girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
bless her
She sounds like a keeper
Be the change
This guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
BLESS MY FART
BLESSED
I say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
Because the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
Speak for yourself
Well now I do
“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
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