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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.

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Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago
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  • @killea@lemmy.world
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    29•10 months ago

    Not exactly the same but feels like Simpsons already did it. image

    • @Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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      8•10 months ago

      By the same creator, “this ham gum is mostly bones!”

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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    20•10 months ago

    “Monopoly” as “one of [the] world’s greatest games.” That’s enough right there to tell you that civilization jumped the shark decades ago.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      13•10 months ago

      I thought it couldn’t get lower than Curb Your Enthusiasm Monopoly.

      Yes, it’s real. They found a way to take everything good and funny out of that show and squeeze it out and put the rest down as a board game.

  • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    15•10 months ago

    It always makes me cringe when I see how commercialised Monopoly is. Like, do they honestly not see the irony?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      8•10 months ago

      It’s worse than you think.

      https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/apr/11/secret-history-monopoly-capitalist-game-leftwing-origins

  • @BoxerDevil@lemmy.world
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    14•10 months ago

    would you believe that the original rules and board were a waring against capitalism. Until capitalism got a hold of it.

    • TheEmpireStrikesDak
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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Landlord's_Game

      The irony, right?

      I bought Anti-Monopoly for my nephew, which is actually lot of fun. My nephew plays as the monopolist because of the higher rents you get, yet I always beat him as a Competitor (he wipes the floor with me in normal Monopoly though).

  • sp3ctr4l
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    11•10 months ago

    How did they not name this ‘Scrabopoly’?

    • Stern
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      7•10 months ago

      Monopoble

    • @Andonno@lemmy.world
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      2•10 months ago

      You rolled snake…in the kitchen.

  • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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    10•10 months ago

    If you want a wtf combination of board games, I recommend Tetris Jenga.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      At least that kind of makes some sense. It looks needlessly difficult, but you can at least see how someone who isn’t certifiably insane would mash those two games up.

      • @Glemek@lemmy.world
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        4•10 months ago

        That looks kinda cool, although it does irk me that the pieces seem to not all be tetracubes.

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    10•10 months ago

    “Are you happy? Is your family living in peace and harmony?! Shake things up a bit!”

  • @Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    7•10 months ago

    I’ll never stop blaming that goddamn lungfish that crawled out of the ocean a billion years ago. Fucker.

  • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    3•10 months ago

    Everything Monopoly touches is tainted.

  • @protist@mander.xyz
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    This adds an entirely new strategy to the game, because you can try to construct words that add up to the number of spaces you want to go, almost completely eliminating the random chance aspect of monopoly that’s so frustrating.

    But then why would anyone land on a property on which they’d have to pay you rent…

    • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      7•10 months ago

      The words you can choose from are limited by the letters available. Presumably you might be forced into landing on someone else’s property.

      • @protist@mander.xyz
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        There are a lot of words, man. Like way more than you or I even know…there are over 100,000 in the Official Scrabble Dictionary™. Except maybe with the strangest hands, you’ll have a ton of different scoring words available to you, given there are hundreds of two letters words

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