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@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish •
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I might be on a list now... most likely several more lists...

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I might be on a list now... most likely several more lists...

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  • IHeartBadCode
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    11•2 years ago

    That’s weird. Probably not a big dea…

    Russia follows you now

    The fuck have I done?!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    2 years ago

    You kept trying to get the representatives of Finland and Norway to kiss.

  • @Mrkawfee@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Check you didn’t accidentally invade a former Soviet Republic.

    • @Lexaprofessor@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      “Oops, all warcrimes.”

  • SpicyPeaSoup
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    OP dissed America’s “pizza” MREs.

    • @Shit@sh.itjust.worksM
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      0•2 years ago

      Are they any good? I’ve wanted to buy one for years but they are always out of stock when I look or like 20 dollars for the single slice.

      • SpicyPeaSoup
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        I have no idea, man. I live right under Sicily’s buttcrack so I’m a little spoiled when it comes to pizza, and any ready-made pizzas tend to be “eh”.

        • @Shit@sh.itjust.worksM
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          1•2 years ago

          I really want to visit but it’s been drilled into me from a young age by my great grandmother and grandparents we are not welcome there anymore. The last time someone from my family visited my ethnic homeland was when my grandpa invaded with the allies in 1943. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

          • SpicyPeaSoup
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            Nah I’m in Malta, right under Sicily.

            Based grandpa, though.

            • @Shit@sh.itjust.worksM
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              Ah cool. There’s like some handwritten documents from the 1880s and some draft stuff from ww1 I want to get more info on. But yeah grandpa was based. They did apparently burn his mom’s family alive so I get it…

  • @ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world
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    You sent nukes to Belorus, didn’t you?

    • @Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      1•2 years ago

      I will neither confirm nor deny this

    • @Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml
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      1•2 years ago

      Sexy nukes!

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