• slazer2au
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    151 year ago

    About a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world?

  • Digital Mark
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    61 year ago

    Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped-turned upside down, And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

    In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool, And all shootin’ some B-ball outside of the school.

    When a couple of guys who were up to no good, Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, And said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.”

    I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said “fresh” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought “Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air.”

    I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby “Yo homes, smell ya later.” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

  • @calabast@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    "The Story is a ZEE5 Original web series in which celebrities narrate and enact interesting incidents from their personal lives that are bizarre, humorous and terrifying. Through this quirky … Read all

    1.6/10 stars"

    -IMDB

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    21 year ago

    It’s called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.