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Dav09@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

It all floats..

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It all floats..

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Dav09@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    “Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!”

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    Funniest shit is that this is basically how IT was eventually defeated. By being ridiculed and laughed at. Well, that and a preteen orgy (“no, it was a train!”, yes I know).

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      The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.

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        Removed by mod

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      IT wouldn’t survive a cod lobby

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        It will be dead the moment it log into twitter

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      deleted by creator

      • Ex Nummis@lemmy.world
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        Thank you for succinctly summing up why this scene was powerful and not just smut for the heck of it. A lot of people have issues with that scene but this is the exact reason it’s in there.

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      Wait what

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    Do… do I need to see a doctor? It floats?

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      Some of mine float. Others don’t. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there’s no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!

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        Username checks out

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        What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?

        Stress?

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          Can I get laxatives for that?

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        Shit-weasels

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      Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.

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    Very small rocks!

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      Churches!

    • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Lead! Lead!

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    How to out monster the monster step one:

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    Not always

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      Yeah, not mine.

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    Burned to death. The end

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    Hi YouTube!

    I’m Georgie and today we’re going to play sink vs float. Let’s start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?

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